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No one has fun when life sucks. Try smiling more :D!

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Wear Sunglasses!

Everyone knows the coolest cat on the block rocks a WICKED AWESOME pair of shades.

Eat an Apple!

They are so cool because they are locally grown and stuff. Duh.


Who cares how not practical and stupidly expensive these are? Look at how awesome you look on it!


Because everything is lame, might as well have some dude ship you random crap in a box. (

Listen to Terrible Music!

If it has a beat or stays in a "key" consider it the UNcoolest.

Go Home!

Know that you haven't given the world anything of worth and be okay with that.

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