B.O. is a GOOD Thing With the New Perfume Pill
A new product, currently in development, promises to make smelling like B.O. a GOOD thing.
Working with our natural metabolism, synthetic biologist, Sheref Mansy says "Swallowable Parfum" will use our skin as an atomiser, releasing fragrant molecules with our own perspiration. Like a “biologically enhanced second skin synthesized directly from the natural processes of the body,” she explains.
Okay, I know what you’re all thinking –
this thing is going to go gangbusters! Who WOULDN’T rather swallow their perfume than go through the time and effort to actually spray it on?!
....But, oh no! Won’t I just smell like everyone else then? ;)
Not to fear.
As we are all genetically unique, the creators say "Swalloable Parfum"will create a slightly different scent for us all.
If you’re counting the days till you can finally swallow your perfume, you may also be interested in two other pills currently in production: an ingestible SPF pill to replace suncreen and a tablet designed by L’Oreal to counteract gray hair!
(Yep, there really WILL be a pill for everything.)